OK.
I can’t take it any more. Time to
talk politics. Well – not REALLY
politics. Today I’m actually talking
about entertainment. Which means I am
about to talk about Donald Trump. And the US Presidential election. Last
July, I wrote a blog about him – and to be honest – I thought by now he would
have disappeared and gone back to one of his many homes to count his
money. I doubt he would be out walking
his dog. In fact, I’m pretty sure he
doesn’t own a dog. That says
something about him. For SURE he doesn’t
have a PON – we would be WAY too smart for him.
Some of you might remember an old Saturday
Night Live character, Emily Litella who was played by the amazing comedian,
Gilda Radner. If you don’t know her,
she was a schoolteacher who often misunderstood a topic of discussion- for
example she would think the topic was “firing the handicapped,” instead of
“hiring the handicapped.” She would go
on the news and rant and rave about the topic – only to have the REAL topic
explained to her after her tirade. She
would then quickly say “never mind.” And
that was the end of her talk.
My human keeps thinking that this whole
Trump candidacy thing is kind of like Emily Litella. She keeps WAITING for him to say “never mind”
and to disappear into oblivion. But it
hasn’t happened! He’s STILL
talking. And ranting on about things he
knows nothing about!!!!
The scary thing is that people DO
listen to him. And believe him. Even some dogs!!! Watch THIS video that I just found, even
though it is not brand new:
I am pleased to say, that out of curiosity,
my human actually played this video for us.
We all stood there and looked at her.
She was so relieved, she gave us EXTRA biscuits!
Donald’s ONLY redeeming quality, in my
opinion is that he allows dogs in some of his luxury hotels. For a price, of course.
So that’s MY rant for today. Phew.
Oh -and just to be clear – my human and I are not OVERLY enamored with
any of the Presidential candidates. I’m
still wondering if I can get into the race?
Oh wait…I was born in Canada. Hmmmm… But Paxton COULD run. He was born in the US. And I could be his campaign manager! Seriously, what Paxton has to say makes a
whole lot more sense then the Trump! At
this stage of the game, this whole election thing couldn’t GET any more
strange. How do we get his name on the
ballot?
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Linda Wozniak
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