Friday, April 14, 2017

The accomplice.

Today is April 14 and it's also Good Friday.  It's an important day in Christian religions - just before Easter Sunday.  And also this week, people of the Jewish faith are celebrating Passover, another important holiday.

I've never been in a church before.  I SHOULD be able to go to the church where my human goes - because the priest is Polish.  And how could he NOT love us PONs?!  But my human said something about the potential for peeing on church pews - and how that would be VERY strictly frowned upon.  Now I do know of at least ONE PON who goes to church regularly in California- her name is Arwen.  She CLEARLY has more manners than we do.  My human said the rafters would shake if we came inside.  Not funny.

Besides the religious holidays, it is also some "holiday" called Reach As High as You Can Day.  It's a day to encourage humans to reach for their dreams - and push themselves to strive to be the best they can be.  Honestly, I thought it was a dog holiday all about counter surfing.  It would make sense.  The FG is THE best counter surfer EVER.  Probably because he is so big and agile. Einstein generally barks if the FG steals something.  He's such a tattletale.

Mind you, Einstein was quiet the other evening...  It was JUST before lights out and my human was in the bathroom brushing her teeth.  She came to bed and found Einstein in his comfy place on the end of the bed.  And there was yours truly, at the head of the bed.  Eating my human's pillow.  Yup.  Another pillowcase goes the way of the oven mitt and I actually managed to take a chunk of pillow too.  My human was not impressed.  And the first thing she did, well actually second after she said the classic "what did you do " was turn to Einstein and say "WHY didn't you call me?"  He shrugged his shoulders and rolled over.   So he was branded as an accomplice.   I owe him.  Big time.

Well, time to go for a NICE long walk.  And search for that Easter bunny - I KNOW he's out there.

Have a good one.


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