Puntastic

May 18.  And according to the crazy calendar it is O. Henry Pun Off day.  A day to honor the writer William Syndey Porter from the 1800's whose pen name was O. Henry.  Stories by O. Henry often included twisted, suprise endings and used wordplay.   So in Texas each year, there is a Pun contest to honor the author”s artisic use of words - through puns.

So I decideed to loook up some dog puns.  And thanks to Reader's Digest, I was able to find a few.  They are groaners - so don’t  blame me.  I didn't write them.  Here we go...

What do you call a dog that floats ?   A  pug boat

What do you call a sad pup who loves fruit?   A mellon collie

What was the dog’s favorite type of homework?  A lab report

What did the dog at the contrsuction site say?   My specialty is roofing.

What do you call a dog magician?    A Labracadabrador

 Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him?  He kept saying "bark, bark, bark."

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?  A cockerpoodledoo.

What's the diference between a dog and a marine biologist?  One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

What did the Dalmation say after a big meal?  That hit the spot. 

What kind of dog does Dracula have?  A bloodhound
 
What’s a chihuahua’s favorite Christmas carol?  Fleas Navidad

Why aren't dogs good dancers?  Because they have two left feet.

OK.  Enough of that.  Remember- I just found ‘em.  

Tomorrow we will have to get up extra early with our human.  We’ll be settling in front of the telly  to watch the big event - the Royal wedding. I’m disappointed my invitation in the mail didn’t arrive on time,  but I’ll still watch it.  Wonder if there will be any dogs in the ceremony....

Have a good one. Peace and paws up!

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