My human’s super-busy time at work is
coming to a close and soon she will officially be on vacation. Yesterday, I KNEW that things were slowing
down – and it was the weekend – so I wanted to go for an extra long walk. And there is a strategy for getting a longer
walk…. When she took Frodo and I for our morning constitutional, I refused to
poop. I wanted to go for a LONGER
walk. Despite the fact that it had begun
spitting rain. Frodo wanted to go home –
but once I was wet, I didn’t care. I
trotted gleefully along.
My human took Frodo home and then it was
time for Paxton’s walk. And yours truly
got to go along again. You see, I have
figured out that if you DON’T poop, you get to go out again. Clever or what? So Paxton and I went for another walk – and
I STILL didn’t poop. At this point, my
human began to display that weird human behavior – obsess-a-poop. It’s when humans, who know our daily bowel
routine, begin to become concerned when we break our routine. I could SEE my human obsessing. And she pleaded, "Viktor hurry up," about 10,000 times. She slowly walked down our long driveway,
thinking we would be going back out for another walk. But juuuuuuuust as we got close to the house,
I figured I was wet enough, so I happily made my deposit.
Just THINK the fun I am going to have when
her vacation OFFICIALLY begins. We’ll be
walking for HOURS!!!!!
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Linda Wozniak
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