PONderson Cooper interviews Ronald Trump From PNN (The PON News Network)
Cooper:
So, Mr. Trump, I understand you are running for President.
Trump:
Yes, PONderson, I have lots of money.
I can do anything,
Cooper:
So Mr. Trump, what’s your opinion on unlicensed dogs?
Trump:
Unlicensed dogs are a danger to the public. As well, certain breeds should probably be
banned as well.
Cooper:
But Mr. Trump, the research shows that it is OWNERS, and not specific
breeds that are bad.
Trump:
Is that what the research says?
Well I don’t know anything about that.
Besides, I can pay someone to do other research. I have lots of money.
Cooper:
So what would you do about all the unlicensed dogs and certain
breeds?
Trump:
I would build a HUGE kennel so they could never get out. And I would make their owners pay for it.
Cooper:
Mr Trump are you aware that Jeb Brush once signed legislation in Florida
allowing dogs in restaurants?
Trump:
He did? I don’t know about
that. In fact, I don’t know what most of
the other candidates did. But I DO know
something. I have lots of money. Did I mention that before?
Cooper:
Yes. Yes you did… Mr. Trump – do you have a dog?
Trump:
No. But I can get one. I have lots of money. I can buy any dog I want.
Cooper:
Are you aware that every President since Theodore Roosevelt has had a
dog?
Trump:
Really? OK. I must get one. PONderson, what breed are you?
Cooper:
I’m a Polish Lowland Sheepdog Mr. Trump.
And I’m very intelligent. VERY
intelligent. Perhaps a bit TOO intelligent for you I‘m
afraid…
© Linda Wozniak
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