A conference.

Well.  IMAGINE my surprise when I noticed my human hauling a SUITCASE out of the closet yesterday.  Yup.  We are being abandoned.  OK.  Well that's not really true.  Our amazing dog sitter, Sharon, is arriving today - and she takes great care of us.  Let's face it - taking care of the three of us is probably not the easiest gig she gets.  My human always pays her a bit more than the usual rate - kind of like danger pay.

My human has left the usual three page note warning Sharon of our exploits.  The house is well-stocked with Sharon food - and extra biscuits.  Sharon even knows the banana drill.  We have her WELL trained.  

My human is headed to some kind of conference. In a place called Denver.  I thought maybe she was sneaking away to that Dog Museum in Saint Louis - but nope - she's headed for the Rockies.  I just hope they have some shops that sell good dog stuff.  Gotta love guilt gifts.

I'm not sure if I'll be able to do my blog without her - but we'll see.  Excuse me now while I go and practice my adorable look so I will win over Sharon.  And she'll give ME the most treats. I'm sure I'm her favorite. In my dreams.

©  Linda Wozniak