The cat on the stairs

Oh you humans.  You really are kind of strange sometimes.  The things you think about and DEBATE... I am so happy I am a dog.

First it was “the dress” that hit the internet.  This was a month or so ago.  People looked at a picture of a striped dress – and debated for days what colors were in the dress.  Some people said blue and black.  Some people said gold and white.  But did anyone BOTHER to ask us dogs?  You humans THINK you know what colors we see.  You SAY we don’t see as many colors as you do.  But REALLY.  Who asked us?  We supposedly don’t see colors like red or orange – they supposedly appear as dark grey or black to us. That’s what scientists say.  They say our color world is limited to blues, yellows and shades of grey or black.   Well let me tell you that I see the dress as Fuchsia and Magenta.  I’m a PON.  I’m different.  Prove me wrong.

Now the latest thing to hit the net that humans are debating – is the cat.  The one on the stairs.  Humans are debating if the cat is going up.  Or down.  Seriously.  If you haven’t seen it,  you can Google “cat” and “steps” or “stairs”. It’s an optical illusion.  I think the answer is pretty simple.  He’s going away from the PON.  And so he should. 

Actually, here’s the picture BEFORE it hit the internet.  

Yup.  That’s me chasing him.  Down the stairs.  Mystery solved.  Now you humans can sleep better tonight.

Seriously.  I am so happy I’m a dog….

© Linda Wozniak