PONderson Cooper. And Ronald Trump.

PONderson Cooper interviews Ronald Trump From PNN (The PON News Network)

Cooper:  So, Mr. Trump, I understand you are running for President.

Trump:  Yes, PONderson, I have lots of money.  I can do anything,

Cooper:  So Mr. Trump, what’s your opinion on unlicensed dogs?

Trump:  Unlicensed dogs are a danger to the public.  As well, certain breeds should probably be banned as well.

Cooper:  But Mr. Trump, the research shows that it is OWNERS, and not specific breeds that are bad.

Trump:  Is that what the research says?  Well I don’t know anything about that.  Besides, I can pay someone to do other research.  I have lots of money.

Cooper:  So what would you do about all the unlicensed dogs and certain breeds? 

Trump:  I would build a HUGE kennel so they could never get out.  And I would make their owners pay for it.

Cooper:  Mr Trump are you aware that Jeb Brush once signed legislation in Florida allowing dogs in restaurants? 

Trump:  He did?  I don’t know about that.  In fact, I don’t know what most of the other candidates did.  But I DO know something.  I have lots of money.  Did I mention that before?

Cooper:  Yes.  Yes you did…     Mr. Trump – do you have a dog?

Trump:  No.  But I can get one.  I have lots of money.  I can buy any dog I want.

Cooper:  Are you aware that every President since Theodore Roosevelt has had a dog?

Trump:  Really?  OK.  I must get one.  PONderson, what breed are you?

Cooper:  I’m a Polish Lowland Sheepdog Mr. Trump.  And I’m very intelligent.  VERY intelligent.  Perhaps a bit TOO intelligent for you I‘m afraid…

© Linda Wozniak