Speaking of Frodo

July 2.  Today is Freedom from Fear of Speaking Day.  Remember – I don’t make these up…

Anyway.  I know that in some places in the world, people have a fear of speaking up – due to the political environment.  And some people just have a general fear of speaking – maybe because they have a speech or language problem – or they are just shy.  But in our household, it is EVIDENT that Frodo has NO fear of speaking.  Ever. 

He and my human have an ongoing battle as to who can speak more.  And honestly, I think Frodo is winning.  He barks when he gets up.  When he wants food.  When he wants attention.  When he hears something.  And when he just wants to hear himself speak.  The BEST is when my human tells him to be quiet.  It’s kind of like putting a stick in the water and expecting that it will block the flow of Niagara Falls.  It’s actually fun to watch.  For example, while my human is getting our meals ready, this is the typical scenario:

Frodo:   “Speed it up.  Speed it up.  Speed it up”. (spoken rather loudly)

Human turns to him:  “Be quiet Frodo.” 

Frodo looks at her:  “Speed it up. Speed it up.”

Human:  In a louder voice:  “Frodo – I SAID be quiet”.

Frodo.  Silent for 2.3 seconds.  In a quieter voice:  “Speed it up.”

Human:  In an even louder voice.  “I MEAN it.”

Frodo:  Silent for 5.3 seconds.  In a whisper. “NOW.”

Human:  Agggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frodo is obviously no wallflower, and he has NO fear of speaking.  He would be good to have on a debate team.  He always wins…..

©  Linda Wozniak