THE WORST sound ...

So what is THE most terrfiying sound to a human who is owned by a dog?  The sound of the urky gurckies in the middle of the night - WHEN your dog is sleeping next to you on the bed.  You know what the urky gurky sound is - that telltale sound JUST before we throw up.  I bet if you put a human under anesthesia, and you played a recording of the urcky gurky sounds - it would wake them up.  Let's just say my human did NOT have a restful sleep on Sunday night...

The problems all began on Sunday morning. It was after our morning walks and JUST as we were about to have breakfast,  I had a seizure.  Ugh.  We again ALMOST made it to a month without one.  Again - just a few days short.  We were SO disappointed.

So when she went to bed on Sunday night, she was wondering if I would have another one.  But this time, she was awakened by Einstein.  Who was squeaking to go out.  That's VERY odd for him, so my human pulled on her fuzzy robe and slippers and out they went.  And he had a GOOD reason for squeaking.   I hate to be graphic - but what the heck - he had the soupy poops.  So at 1:30 he was getting a butt washing in the tub.  Poor guy.  At 3:00AM, I was sleepng next to her, sat up and began the urky gurky sound.  She bolted upright,  and lifted me onto the floor.  And yup - I threw up.  Nice.  Half on the wooden floor - half on the area carpet.  She went back to bed after taking me out.  At 4:00, Einstein again wanted to go out. So a repeat performance there.  Complete with butt washing.  As soon as my human got up at  5:00, I had the urky gurkies again.  At this point my human looked at both of us and said "WHAT did you get into?"  Meanwhile, the FG was fast asleep in his pony-sized crate - with his legs in the air.

My human can't figure out what we could have eaten.  We DID BOTH escape the other day and dash up to the neighbor's place - but she came after us pretty quickly.  Who knows.   All I DO know is that neither of us got breakfast yesterday.  But the FG did....

My human kept a close watch via Big Brother, yesterday whenever she got the chance.  And we were fine.   I'm not big on the meal skipping thing - so I think we'll stay out of any unsavoury treats.  For a while anyway.

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!