UFO and other stuff

UFO.  It stands for Unidentified Flying Object.  But in our case, it stands for Unidentified Foreign Object.  The green stuff.  In the yard.  It has appeared – and I’m not sure what it is.  I think they call it “grass.”  And I understand that it is underneath all the snow.  Patches are BEGINNING to appear.  Well – you can see them in the picture.  Hallelujah!

While that is the good news…I have OTHER news.  I should have figured it out – but it was Frodo who confirmed it.  My human is going somewhere. Frodo recognized the telltale massive housecleaning.  I mean it’s not like our house is dirty.  Heck,  I would eat off the floor.  But when we are having either company or the sitter, the super Swiffer comes out, and the place is cleaned from top to bottom.  And since we SAW the suitcase yesterday it means….DOGSITTER and PARTEEEEEEEE.  And it is HIGHLY likely there will be guilt gifts.  I heard our human talking on the phone and she referred to some kind of “family reunion.”  In some place called Bison.   Or was it Elk?  No wait – Buffalo.  That’s it.

I’m not sure WHEN she is going, but I’m thinking soon.  I wonder if the snow will be melted when she comes back….Actually.  She better not be gone THAT long…because much as she drives me crazy….I will miss her….

©  Linda Wozniak