One-liners

January 21.  And according to the crazy calendar, it's One Liner day.    A day to think about those quick witted, short sayings that make you chuckle.  Or groan.  Or - could be serious.  And I found a BUNCH of dog one liners.  Although, I think if it's a riddle, I suppose that is TECHNICALLY two lines.  But I'll still include them - just because they are funny.  And every now and then, like after an inauguration, we all need a little laugh...

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?  It's hardly ever for them.   - Harry Hill

A chihuahua looks like a dog that is still far away.  - William Coronel

I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog… but he's a little sadistic; he does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.  - Larry Amoros

How come dogs hate it if you blow in their faces; but when they get in the car, they stick their heads out the window.   - Elayne Boosler

A psychologist is 
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog 
is smarter than you.  - Jay Leno   (does that one sound like anyone we know?!)

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin Jones

And here are a  few cute examples seen at Veterinary offices:

http://www.heartsofpets.com/veterinarian-signs

And here are a few of my own...

To a dog, leaving the refrigerator door open is like winning a Powerball lottery to a human. - Viktor the PON

There is no pre-wash needed on a dishwasher if you own a dog. - Viktor the PON

  

Hope those gave you a smile.  And here's a closing one - that REALLY speaks the truth...

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. - Louis Sabin

I couldn't have said it better myself!  Happy Saturday!