So there was this thing circulating on Facebook. Where humans were supposed to list a breed of dog that they would like to be owned by - in every breed group. But they couldn't list the breed that currently owns them.
So I decided to pick the breeds I would have - and interestingly, my choices were IDENTICAL to my human's.
So here we go:
Sporting: Italian Spinone
Hound: Irish Wolfhound
Working: Lagotto Romagnolo
Terrier: Glen of Imaal
Toy: Havanese
Non-Sporting: French Bulldog
Herding: Briard
So we have a couple of candidates from Italy, Ireland, France and one from Cuba. Maybe I should be branching out more...
Humans are so funny. They THINK they select us - but of course WE know it is the other way around.
And if I had to pick another human (other than the one I own) who would I pick? A movie star? Nope - although the lifestyle MIGHT be nice, who wants to put up with even MORE pup-arazzi than I already have? Veterinarian? Nope. Would be handy - but I wouldn't want MY human hanging out with OTHER dogs all day. Groomer? NO WAY. No offense, but who wants to be the guinea pig for new products or instruments of torture? The current US President? Agggghhhhhhhh. No. Queen of England? Nah. Too many corgis. Who would I pick. It's really pretty easy. A butcher. Seriously. That's an EASY choice. What dog WOULDN'T want to live with a butcher?
Tomorrow I'll pick the breed of cat that I want. On second thought, maybe I had better stick to fish. Can you IMAGINE a cat in THIS house?! Oh the blogs I would write....
Have a good one! It's FRIDAY!
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