Yoga

Time for a quick chuckle.  My human saw this video the other day.  About goat yoga.  You pay money to go and do yoga while goats walk around you, and no doubt step all over you.  Now that was a clever  human who came up with that idea.  People PAY to be stepped on by goats?  Brilliant.  Check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWINY-V_4Ec

So we started looking for dog yoga.  We found several videos of yoga you do with dogs - where dogs actually do posing.  Imagine my human trying to balance the FG on her hip as she does a pose.  The image of us doing these poses is pretty funny.  I'm SURE it would be relaxing.  Not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3HzrKzkDgQ

But we found nothing like the goat yoga.  Where people pay to have dogs walk all around and over them while they do yoga.  THIS is finally the PERFECT money making scheme for me.  I mean if people will flock to Oregon to be stepped on by goats, IMAGINE all the people we can get to come to Nova Scotia to be stomped on by two PONs and a Picard?  FINALLY something we would be GREAT at doing.  And NO question that the FG would chew on those yoga mats.

Gotta go work on my website...