David Letterman

Oh my.  I JUST heard the news.  David Letterman, a famous late night talk show host is retiring.  And although I don’t REALLY watch him all that much – because his show is on so late at night – there is something that I always wanted to do…

He has a segment on his show called Stupid Pet Tricks.  Over the years he featured dogs doing a host of tricks:  a Lab climbing a ladder,  a Briard riding a scooter, a Sheltie blowing bubbles in a water bowl, a blindfolded border collie catching a Frisbee, a Jack Russell riding a miniature horse, a Beagle playing dead…the list goes on.  But of course, I could find NO PON doing any tricks.  Now I know Frodo wouldn’t do any tricks – he would be insulted be doing “tricks” to entertain others.  And Pax.  Well.  He doesn’t really know any tricks.  Unless you consider eating inedibles items a trick.  As for me.  I don’t have any YET.  Bunny chasing?  Nah. It's not a “trick”.  Barking at foxes.  Not really a “trick”.  I have to learn SOMETHING – quickly.  The show goes off this week I think…

Excuse me while I go and think of something…

©  Linda Wozniak