May 20.
Today is Turn Beauty Inside Out Day.
I’m not exactly sure what that means.
So I’ll make my own definition.
I think it means throwing away all grooming
tools. All brushes. Combs. Nail clippers. And other instruments of torture. No shampoo.
No foo foo sprays to make us smell like some kind of a flower or
tropical fruit. We get to go au
naturel. No elastics or clips in our
hair. Just wild and wooly.
In all fairness, that wouldn’t be SUCH a big
deal for PONs or Berners. But think
about the poor Poodles. What would those
guys even LOOK like without grooming?
Does anyone even know? I mean you
see them at a show – and well….the first time I spotted one I thought is was
some kind of alien. Seriously. Those pom pom tails – and big balls on their
legs. That is DEFINITELY NOT au
naturel. But you know, I bet they would
enjoy a day without grooming. For them
it could be called Turn Beauty Inside out, Upside Down, Sideways Backwards and Over the
Top.
And tell them Viktor thought of the
name. Viktor. The PON.
©
Linda Wozniak
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