Eat What You Want Day

May 11.  OK.  This has to be THE BEST “holiday” EVER.  Today is "Eat What you Want Day".  Honestly.  Is this NOT a dream come TRUE for a PON?  Actually – for most dogs – but especially us PONs.

I have to let my human know about today.  It’s important.  Oh where to begin…the treat jar on the counter.  Those bananas sitting on the shelf.  Obviously the 40 lb bag of dog food in the garage.  Frodo likes the fridge.  He never misses an opportunity to stick his head in there and survey the buffet options.  What would we pick from in there?  Bread.  Apples.  Chicken.  Carrots.  We will eat the lettuce and the spinach.  If we HAVE to.  Actually I prefer to chew them and then spit them out on the floor.  Or on Frodo’s back. 

Since it IS a special day, I am assuming we can also eat those things that my human shouts “NOOOOOOOO” about.  Like the neighbor’s cat’s poop.   I doubt Paxton will be allowed to eat socks and gloves – she may draw the line there. 

What a day.  It’s unbelievable.  And tomorrow?  I imagine it will be National Clean Up Messy Poop Day.  But I’ll leave THAT to my human…

© Linda Wozniak