My neurotic human

My human is a bit neurotic.  Actually, more than a bit.  So the day before she went away, she heard Frodo chewing on a bone and she heard him break off a piece.  She went to take it from him and of course he swallowed it.  Anyway, she has been thinking about that since she went away.  So at 4AM where she is, she woke up.  Now mind you – it felt like 7AM to her - with the 3 hour time difference.  And she kept thinking about that piece of bone.  And worrying.  So she waited until 5AM there which is 8 AM here, and called Sharon.  Honestly, we were all still asleep.  We don’t make Sharon get up at the crack of dawn like we do our human.  And now she knows that…

Anyway, my human asked Sharon if Frodo was OK.  Sharon said “Yeeeeeeeees. Why?”  My human explained and Sharon reassured her that he is eating fine, peeing fine, pooping fine and acting fine.  We are ALL fine. 

My human was a bit embarrassed but relieved at the same time.  She reminded Sharon that it was Paxton’s birthday and he could get an extra treat.  I’m SURE she said we ALL could get some.

I’m hoping all of her worrying will result in some extra special guilt gifts.  I know she is busy with her conference, but SURELY she will have some time for shopping…I know we drive her crazy some times - but I think she is missing us.  And really, how could she not?!

©  Linda Wozniak