He ain't heavy...

Hello blogettes.

Today my blog will be in the form of an interview with none other than my very own older brother, CFC Elite Can Ch Frodo du Domaine de Polana, CD, RA!

Viktor:  Good morning and thank you for taking the time to be with us today.

Frodo:  Mother, PLEASE, must I engage in this useless drivel?

Dog Mom:   Humor him.  There’s a biscuit in it for you when you are finished.

Viktor:  So Conrad, may I call you Conrad? 

Frodo:  My name is FRODO.  You know that!   Stop calling me Conrad.  Mother PLEASE???

Dog Mom:  Two biscuits.

Viktor:  So Frodo.  Tell me about ALL those letters around your name!

Frodo:  The prefixes represent titles in conformation and the suffixes represent titles in performance events.

Viktor:  Say what?

Frodo:  In your vernacular, the letters BEFORE my name are beauty pageant wins and the letters AFTER my name show that I am also smart, and obedient.  At least in the competition ring.

Viktor:  WOW!  That is so cool.  Can I do that?

Frodo:  Doubtful.  But you can try.

Viktor:  And what do you get for all those letters???

Frodo:  Ribbons.  The bigger, the better.  Sometimes you only get a flat little ribbon – which is fine.  But one prefers the BIG ribbons.

Viktor:  And how much do they cost?

Frodo:  Mother, am I done YET?

Dog Mom:  (glares)

Frodo:  (sighs)  The ribbons can cost a LOT of money.   Sometimes you get just a flat one and it will cost over $25.

Viktor:  $25?! For a flat little ribbon?!   I’m going to go to the Dollar Store and start making them myself.

Frodo:  You do that.

Viktor:  So Conrad, er Frodo, I understand that you have also tried sheepherding?  Why did you do that?

Frodo:  I am a Polish Lowland SHEEPDOG.  Mother thought it would be interesting for me to try it.

Viktor:  Tell us about it!

 Frodo:  It was fine.  You go in a pen with a flock of sheep and then you try to get them to go where your mother wants them to go.

Viktor:  So cool!!!!!!  Did it work???

Frodo:  I took extreme delight in attempting to ram the flock (pun intended) into mother’s knees.  Despite my obedient nature, I DO have a rather naughty side.

Viktor:  So cool!!!!  What else was cool about sheepherding?

Frodo:  The sheep leave an ever-ready supply of delectable little morsels around the pen, so if you are bored, you can stop for a treat.

Viktor:  That is so awesome!

Frodo:  Indeed.

Viktor:   Well thank you Frodo for sharing your story.  We would love to interview you again!!!!

Frodo:  Biscuits mother.


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