Viktor here. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Viktor.
Viktor of the North. Well
actually, Viktor of Nova Scotia - but Viktor of the North sounds a bit more
intriguing - and kind of Viking like...although my breed came from
Poland...which had no Vikings...so...heck.
I'm just Viktor.
After much deliberation, I have decided to
start my own blog. Why - you are no
doubt asking? Well...for a number of
wonderful reasons. Allow me to outline
them for you:
1.
In my quick internet search I have found no other Polish Lowland
Sheepdog who has his own blog. Well
OK. I didn't REALLY search that far -
but I doubt there are any from Nova Scotia.
2. I
am an incredibly intelligent breed - and I NEED to do something in my spare
time.
3. I
am funny, crafty and oh-so-smart - so I have much to share with my fellow
canine companions about how to train humans.
4.
My human mother thinks I am incredibly funny - so she encouraged me to
share my thoughts. Although she DID say
I also had to talk about my "brothers" - Frodo, another Polish
Lowland Sheepdog and Paxton, a Bernese Mountain Dog. Frodo REALLY should have been called
Conrad. I mean he's great and all that -
but a bit TOOOO serious for me. When I
told him I was starting a blog, he just rolled his eyes. And Paxton, well what can you say about a guy
whose nickname is Bucket Head? He sure
is handsome...and he CAN pull a cart.
But seriously - when you have to show him how to get through a screen
door that is half open...well...let's just leave it at that.
5.
My Mom said we could do several things today - start a blog. Or wash the kitchen floor. I opted for the blog thing. Oh and did I
mention I have the BEST Mom in the WORLD?
Oh and yeah - she helps me type on her laptop. Although if she would just buy me an iPawd I
could do this on my own.
So that's my intro folks. I don't know if I will be posting EVERY day -
but I'll try to keep you updated about my adventures fairly often. And my training tips for how to have a well
behaved human will be QUITE often. I'm a
PRO at human obedience. Seriously.
© 2014 Linda Wozniak
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