Saturday, September 20, 2014

Hello world!!!!


Viktor here.  Allow me to introduce myself.  I am Viktor.  Viktor of the North.  Well actually, Viktor of Nova Scotia - but Viktor of the North sounds a bit more intriguing - and kind of Viking like...although my breed came from Poland...which had no Vikings...so...heck.  I'm just Viktor.

After much deliberation, I have decided to start my own blog.  Why - you are no doubt asking?  Well...for a number of wonderful reasons.  Allow me to outline them for you:
1.  In my quick internet search I have found no other Polish Lowland Sheepdog who has his own blog.  Well OK.  I didn't REALLY search that far - but I doubt there are any from Nova Scotia.
2.  I am an incredibly intelligent breed - and I NEED to do something in my spare time.
3.  I am funny, crafty and oh-so-smart - so I have much to share with my fellow canine companions about how to train humans.
4.  My human mother thinks I am incredibly funny - so she encouraged me to share my thoughts.  Although she DID say I also had to talk about my "brothers" - Frodo, another Polish Lowland Sheepdog and Paxton, a Bernese Mountain Dog.  Frodo REALLY should have been called Conrad.  I mean he's great and all that - but a bit TOOOO serious for me.  When I told him I was starting a blog, he just rolled his eyes.  And Paxton, well what can you say about a guy whose nickname is Bucket Head?  He sure is handsome...and he CAN pull a cart.  But seriously - when you have to show him how to get through a screen door that is half open...well...let's just leave it at that.
5.  My Mom said we could do several things today - start a blog.  Or wash the kitchen floor.  I opted for the blog thing. Oh and did I mention I have the BEST Mom in the WORLD?  Oh and yeah - she helps me type on her laptop.  Although if she would just buy me an iPawd I could do this on my own.

So that's my intro folks.  I don't know if I will be posting EVERY day - but I'll try to keep you updated about my adventures fairly often.  And my training tips for how to have a well behaved human will be QUITE often.  I'm a PRO at human obedience.  Seriously. 



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