PON -1. Human - 0.

OK.  You are NOT going to believe this!  Remember my blog about the “dog free zone” and the baby gate?  And how Frodo was allowed in when our human was in there?  Well GUESS what?!  I was allowed IN the other night.  IF I promised to behave – no getting on the furniture, no racing around, no chewing pillows or rugs…Basically I had to act like I was dead.  It took everything in my power to STAY calm.  And it worked.  I was good.  I lay down and even fell asleep.

The next night, I was a bit “over the top” so my visit was not long.  Jumping up and down on the couch was not a bright idea.

What’s IRONIC is that my human THINKS she is training me.  Bwhahahahaha.  Trust me – it’s the other way around.  Remember – give us an inch.  The photo you see is me on one of the wingback chairs in the “dog free zone.”  So much for the “no getting on the furniture” rule.   Broken.  Already.  Score: PON – 1.  Human -0. 

Next mission: get Paxton IN.  And we WILL. Might as well get rid of that baby gate – we’re taking over.  But then we always WERE in charge…

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