Today my human picks up my new puppy. She has driven to some place called Quebec. People speak French there. I wonder if my puppy barks in French...
My training manual continues:
Lesson 4 - all dogs in this household are on 24 hour guard duty. It is critical that you bark if you hear the doorbell. Or a car in the driveway. Or wildlife. Or wind. Or rustling leaves.
Lesson 5 - do NOT go into the garage when our human calls you in there. The garage houses the dog tub. And the grooming table. And assorted instruments of torture. If our human manages to catch you and takes you in the torture chamber, it is imperative that you squeak while being groomed. If you do so, you will get LOTS of treats.
Lesson 6 - we have a banana routine in this household. Immediately after eating breakfast, we RUN to wait by the kitchen counter for a banana. And there will be a serving order. Velcro dog first, then ME and then you - my puppy. This is a big change. I have always been used to being last in the line - up. I am finally no longer at the end.
Well today is THE day my human meets my puppy. And tomorrow - they will come home and WE will get to meet him. One more sleep.
I can't WAIT!
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ReplyDeleteoh how cute Viktor! you got a puppy. Can we switch? I'll give you this madam of the house while I'll have the cute little one? - PepitothePON
ReplyDeleteI think I know what kind of puppy you are getting. I almost got a puppy from some great people in Quebec City!! (There were issues with shots and travel to the U.S). It is going to be fun!!
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