January 16.
Today is National Nothing Day according to the Crazy Calendar. A day to do nothing. My human laughed when she saw that. She said whoever declared this day, clearly
was not owned by a dog. Or two. Or THREE.
In this house, it is RARE for all three of
us canines to be doing NOTHING. Probably between 2 and 5:14 AM. And even THEN, we are moving about the
bedroom, jockeying for the PERFECT spot to be comfortable. Even when it APPEARS we are doing nothing – we are REALLY on high
alert. For a bird outside, the sound of
SOMETHING in the distance, or a miniscule crumb of food dropping and hitting
the floor. We are ever-ready. For anything.
And it takes NOTHING for all
of us “doing nothing” canines to LEAP
into action barking like MAD at an unusual sound.
Last night my human arrived home after
stopping at the grocery store on her way from work. We all demonstrated “curiocery” – that innate
canine curiosity about just WHAT is in those grocery bags. We try VERY hard to
stick our heads IN the bags – so it is prudent NOT to leave them on the
floor. And then Frodo MUST push his
entire body front of the open refrigerator and watch EXACTLY where everything
is being placed – basically checking out the buffet. My human has to pull him out with all her
might.
My human had a steak for supper last night. She doesn’t often have steak – but every now
and then, gets a craving – and it WAS Friday night. Well Frodo, the fridge inspector and the dog
with THE BEST MEMORY around, proceeded to squeak the moment my human sat down
to eat her dinner. Why? Frodo REMEMBERS that IF my human has steak,
we MIGHT each get a TINY, molecular sized piece of fat when she is done. So Frodo squeaked throughout her entire meal. And while it APPEARED that Paxton and I were
doing nothing, we were actually
waiting for whatever it was that Frodo was all in a snit about. Sure enough.
When my human was finished eating and she could not longer tolerate
Frodo’s incessant squeaking, each of us got a TINY piece of fat from the
steak. In fact, it was SO tiny, we took
one bite and wondered what just happened.
It tasted like nothing.
After dinner, my human had to drag the
garbage cans up to the road. They
couldn’t pick up our garbage on our regular pick up day, Wednesday, because of
the snow storm. While she arranged the refuse – including a garbage can with
2000 lbs of dog poop, we canines gave her our opinion on the job she was
doing. We couldn't JUST stand in the
window doing NOTHING. We had to howl out instructions. When she came back in, we HAD to play some
games. And she obliged quite well.
Today we have a freezing rain warning in
the weather forecast, which is fine because my human has NOTHING booked- other than laundry, and washing dishes, and vacuuming and that ridiculous activity called "dusting" and some things to do for work - and nowhere that she HAS to be. She will stay home with US ALL day. But don’t you worry. We’ll be absolutely SURE she doesn’t get
bored – doing nothing. And when she
thanks us for helping her– we’ll say “don’t worry – it was nothing….”
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Linda Wozniak
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