Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Never mind Mr. Trump.


OK.  I can’t take it any more.  Time to talk politics.  Well – not REALLY politics.  Today I’m actually talking about entertainment.  Which means I am about to talk about Donald Trump.  And the US Presidential election. Last July, I wrote a blog about him – and to be honest – I thought by now he would have disappeared and gone back to one of his many homes to count his money.  I doubt he would be out walking his dog.  In fact, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t own a dog.  That says something about him.  For SURE he doesn’t have a PON – we would be WAY too smart for him.



Some of you might remember an old Saturday Night Live character, Emily Litella who was played by the amazing comedian, Gilda Radner.   If you don’t know her, she was a schoolteacher who often misunderstood a topic of discussion- for example she would think the topic was “firing the handicapped,” instead of “hiring the handicapped.”  She would go on the news and rant and rave about the topic – only to have the REAL topic explained to her after her tirade.  She would then quickly say “never mind.”  And that was the end of her talk. 



My human keeps thinking that this whole Trump candidacy thing is kind of like Emily Litella.  She keeps WAITING for him to say “never mind” and to disappear into oblivion.  But it hasn’t happened!  He’s STILL talking.  And ranting on about things he knows nothing about!!!!



The scary thing is that people DO listen to him.  And believe him.  Even some dogs!!!  Watch THIS video that I just found, even though it is not brand new:






I am pleased to say, that out of curiosity, my human actually played this video for us.  We all stood there and looked at her.  She was so relieved, she gave us EXTRA biscuits!



Donald’s ONLY redeeming quality, in my opinion is that he allows dogs in some of his luxury hotels.   For a price, of course.



So that’s MY rant for today.   Phew.  Oh -and just to be clear – my human and I are not OVERLY enamored with any of the Presidential candidates.  I’m still wondering if I can get into the race?  Oh wait…I was born in Canada.  Hmmmm… But Paxton COULD run.  He was born in the US.  And I could be his campaign manager!  Seriously, what Paxton has to say makes a whole lot more sense then the Trump!  At this stage of the game, this whole election thing couldn’t GET any more strange.  How do we get his name on the ballot?



©  Linda Wozniak

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