"A walk. A walk. I'm going on a walk!!!!! Hey, what's that? It's a leaf. A leaf! And another leaf. And oh I must pee on this branch. Look there's another leaf. And this smells great. I must pee on it. And what was that sound? Did you hear it? I must PULL to see what is up ahead. Why is she stopping? Oh, it's the old "we don't move until the leash is lose". But I can stand and just smell the air. And look around. That's OK. What is that over there? A leaf. Oh and a branch. Must pee on the branch. Great she is moving again. This grass tastes good. Look. A Leaf. A wad of cut grass. Mmmmmmm. Look. Another leaf. A red one. And wait. Another branch to pee on. Look. A leaf. Did you hear that? Look. Birds. How many? One...two...and look. A leaf. A yellow one. And this smells REALLY good. I wish I could roll on it. I think I'll bite the leash. LET ME GO. Wait. A leaf. Let ME hold the leash. Wait. Another bird. He is flying...wait. A leaf. Whoa that was a strong gust of wind. There are great SMELLS in that wind.Yum. Mouthful of grass. Wait. I have to pee. COME ON HUMAN. MOVE FASTER."
And that was 30 seconds in the brain of Elroy. I think he needs some of my cannabis oil. Now THAT would be interesting....
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
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