Pet Torture Day

Boo humbug.  Yeah, yeah - it's FINALLY Halloween.   AKA Pet torture day.  So you weird humans  dress us up, take our photos and share them with everyone who will look at them.  And even if people won't look at them - you still try to show them our photos.  At least my human doesn't make us dress up in the FULL regalia.  I have seen dogs dressed as chickens, bananas and hot dogs.   You name it, some human has probably come up with a costume for their dog.  THANK GOODNESS my human is NOT that inventive.  And she can't sew.

So this year was not too tragic.  She just put those strange headband things on us and tried to make us look like we were enjoying it.  Actually, Einstein and I took some pretty good shots.  Our human had the super treats this time - the dried liver stuff. So we are actually rather joyful looking.   Smiling on the outside....

 The FG is really not into the headband thing - he's pretty mortified by the whole Halloween thing.



He also would prefer to roll than have his photo taken.




But as we know, my human keeps on trying.  So she finally got this gem.   That's why she starts taking shots as soon as the dreaded attire comes out at the Dollar store.  In July. 




Besides being Pet Torture Day, according to the crazy it is also National Doorbell Day.  Go figure.  Did you know that doorbells have been around since the early 1800's?  Our house does not have a working doorbell because the weird-sized battery died over a year ago - and my human has yet to replace it.  But seriously - why waste the money?  She has three doorbells that don't need batteries - and they are much more effective.  They generally start working before anyone who drives down the driveway even gets to the door.  Those 3 trick or treaters will NOT need to knock.

Now excuse me while I go and pack some dog treat bags in case any of my buddies show up.  One for them, six for me.  One for them, six....

Have a ghoul-ed one.  Peace and paws up!