It’s October 13, and it is Silly Sayings Day. So you KNOW I have come up with a few of my own – I’ve just used some famous sayings to get me started…
First we have the proverb: A fool and his money are soon parted.
Viktor says: A fool and his stolen roll from the counter are soon parted. Unless he can swallow it whole. VERY quickly.
Franklin Roosevelt said: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Viktor says: The only thing we have to fear is a delivery from the grooming supply store.
We have a saying by an unknown author: Everything in moderation.
Viktor says: Nothing in moderation. Live large. Be a dog.
We have another saying by an unknown author: Out of sight. Out of mind.
Viktor says: Out of sight. Time to countersurf.
Theodore Roosevelt said: Speak silently and carry a big stick.
Frodo says: Bark LOUDLY and steal the big stick.
John Heywood said: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
Viktor says: You can lead a PON to water, but you can’t make him swim.
Another unknown saying is: Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
Viktor says while that IS true he thinks: Dogs are God's way of taking care of us.
And as a quick follow up to my rant yesterday about purebred dogs, my human insisted that I tell everyone there is ONE thing she hates hearing when she asks someone what kind of dog they have. She hates hearing “he’s JUST a…..” While I talked about purebred dogs yesterday and the importance of preserving breeds – please don’t EVER be ashamed of your adopted mixed breed dog and say “he’s JUST a…” ALL dogs are precious and wonderful friends. We have a bond with humans that no other species has. So just as people should not feel shame for owning a purebred dog – people should be also proud of providing a loving home for their rescues. End.of.rant. For today!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
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