A human meal

So since the other day was Eat What You Want Day, I started thinking what kind of food we would like if we were human.  I mean, as you know, we canines will eat practically anything you give us.  Frodo and I are not WILD about leafy greens – but we WILL eat them.  But IF we were human – what would our meal preferences be?  This is what I imagine….

Frodo (who I like to call “the Professor”) – I picture that his preferred meal of choice would be a chicken breast stuffed with brie.  Accompanied by rosemary roasted potatoes and grilled asparagus wrapped in prosciutto.  And of course, Frodo would enjoy a glass of Pinot Grigio with HIS meal.  Yup.  That’s Frodo.

Paxton – this is simple.  “Bubba” would LOVE a big bowl of chili.  And a beer.  And something BIG and chocolate for dessert.

Moi?  The “Polish Prince” would of course enjoy a meal starting with a big bowl of beet borscht, and then some cabbage rolls (golabki), some pierogi and of course kielbasa.  And for beverage?   Ah – just give me a good shot of vodka. 

I doubt my human would pick what WE usually have for our meals. We do get fruits and veggies – but I’m thinking our kibble would not be her favorite.  Mind you – one day she was at a dog show – and they were having a special buffet during lunch for some occasion.  At the end of the table were these plates of “cookies”.  She of course was so busy chatting (is THAT a surprise?!) that she had a cookie.  And wondered why it tasted rather bland. And dry.  Yup – you guessed it.  The cookies were for the dogs.  Good one!

Well I must go on fox and bunny patrol.  And later I’ll take a look at some of those 1000 cookbooks that my human has.  But never uses.  Just in case she allows me to cook.  Have a good one!

©  Linda Wozniak