May 27.
Today is a horrible “holiday.”
It’s Cellophane Tape Day.
Nothing puts fear in the hearts of dogs in
this house more than tape.
Seriously. Show us the lint
roller, and all three of us run for cover.
And before people start to jump to conclusions – NO – my human has never
used it on us. But she did show it to us
when she was using it one day – and since then – after one sniff of the sticky
substance, we are ALL afraid of the lint roller. The same is true for packing tape, and plain
old cellophane tape for wrapping gifts.
We don’t like sticky stuff!
If my human were smart, she would line the
edges of the dining room table and the counters with packing tape. It would be a perfect deterrent to keep us
from stealing things. Mind you, I’m not
sure what kind of decorating statement it would make… But seriously - I had better not give her any ideas.
Happy Tape Day. Not.
© Linda Wozniak
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