Thursday, May 14, 2015

Paws for News


Time for a quick review of the news.  First off – today May 14 is Mark Zuckerburg’s birthday.  Don’t know the name?  You should if you’re reading this blog via Facebook – he’s the founder of Facebook.  Do you remember life BFB?  Before Facebook.  I hear people used to do things like read a book.  Or go for a walk.  They would call their friends to find out what is new.  And they printed pictures of their travels to show to people at parties and gatherings.  They read the newspaper and watched the news on TV to find out what was happening in the world.  And if they “counted” their friends they would generally have a dozen or two.  Not hundreds.  Or thousands.  It all sounds very primitive to me.  Or maybe a better word is simple…Mind you, simple CAN be good.  But Facebook has really “connected” the world.  You can find crazy PON people EVERYWHERE – just with the click.  It’s very cool.  And I can see that I’m not the ONLY bad PON in the world.  As my human would often make me believe.

In other news…remember that self-driving car?  Well.  It seems that Google has just announced that their self-driving vehicles have been involved in “11 minor accidents” since they were launched.  Just a SMALL detail that wasn’t emphasized before.  So forget my request for that self-driving vehicle to go to the pet store.  I’ll wait until they perfect it a bit.  Maybe I could ride on a large drone…

And the really “BIG” news.  A deflated football.  Seriously people.  We dogs deflate balls ALL the time.  WHO cares?!  You humans.  You sometimes really need to THINK about WHAT is news.  And what is a priority.  We need more DOG stories!!!

OK.  That’s my review for today.  Excuse me while I go and try to make my own news!  Have a great one!


©  Linda Wozniak

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