May 18. National No Dirty Dishes Day. Another brilliant human holiday. For those who think I make these crazy
holidays up – nope – these are for “real.”
If you own a dog, EVERY day could be
National No Dirty Dishes Day. Most of us
( PONs anyway) are quite happy to clean our dishes. Completely.
And if you want to leave the room with your dinner on the table – well
we are quite happy to clean your dish for you as well. I SUPPOSE there ARE “good dogs” out there who
would NOT touch food on a table. Me? Turn your back for a minute, and I’ll help
myself. OK. Not really a minute. More like a millisecond. Since my human’s friend arrived, I have
helped myself to his oatmeal in the morning, and I quickly tried burying my
face in a bowl of salad the other day.
But now, he’s getting more diligent.
His carries his plate with him if he leaves the table. Not really.
I’m kidding. But he should.
Honestly. I’m just trying to be
helpful. No dirty dishes. That’s my mantra. I’m such a thoughtful guy!
© Linda
Wozniak
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