MORE Viktionary

So the weather forecast is calling for a VERY rainy day.  Despite that, my human and the special visitors are heading out on the road to tour a bit of Nova Scotia.  Better them than us, we would rather not go out in the rain unless we absolutely have to. So because it's a busy day - time for some Viktionary terms. 

rePEEt   v.  to take turns with our canine friends and siblings in a friendly competition of who can pee on the same spot - last. 

shpanting v.  the action of shmearing your wet face in your human’s clean pants.  Elroy is AWESOME at doing this!!!

squeaquest    v.  to walk around the house squeaking as if we are asking for something.  Despite the fact that we have been walked, fed, have played ball for an hour and there is nothing physically wrong with us.  It is an excellent attention grabbing action.

strat-i-lie   v.   to strategically lie in a location that causes the most inconvenience for our human.  For example, in front of the sink when she is attempting to do the dishes, or in front of the stove when she is cooking.

supersonic auditory edible detection   n.  the ability to hear another dog eating a biscuit, no matter where we are in the house.  Which results in IMMEDIATE movement to that dog.  And the initiation of crumb radar.

surploop   n.  the extra or surplus pooping that we do two minutes after we initially poop – and our human has already tied a strong knot in the poop bag.

In this list, it is hard to pick a favorite.  The FG is THE king of shpanting.  He did it before my human left for work yesterday.  Honestly, she should wear a hazmat suit OVER her work clothing - until she gets out the door.  Once upon a time I used to think he was just a fashion critic, checking out what she is wearing.  Now I realize he just likes to shpant her.  Plain and simple.

My other favorite is surploop.  Einstein is a PRO at this one.  As SOON as he poops and my human has picked up the deposit, AND has tied the poop bag, he will walk a bit further - and poop again.  We really should have stock in those Dollar Store poop bags.  My human goes in and buys BOXES at a time.  And the clerks look at her like she must own a zoo.  And they're actually not far off!

Have a good one!