I am in SERIOUS trouble…
So we know that just after my human put up the “dog
tree,” there was the “incident” with
SOMEONE breaking into the DFZ, and pulling some ornaments off the tree. Because no one was actually “caught” IN the
DFZ at the time, the culprit could not be identified.
So. Since my human
put up the “other” tree in the DFZ too – the one with all the GLASS ornaments,
she has been QUITE diligent at making sure the DFZ is secure. She did note, the other night, that I was
ATTEMPTING to get in there – despite the fact that the gate was closed AND
another gate was propped against it. She
scolded me and I left the gate alone.
Yesterday morning, just as my human was stepping into the
shower, she heard Frodo bark. Not the
“there is someone at the door who I must kill” bark, the “hey this is fun"
bark. My human heard it, but figured
Frodo was just “playing.” Little did she
know, it was a “you are in trouble, Viktor” bark.
So my human came out of the bathroom, ready for work and
noted two dogs. Frodo and Paxton. Where was I?
She figured I wouldn’t go downstairs if everyone else was upstairs. She looked around. I wasn’t in the kitchen. I wasn’t in the hall or the dining room. She didn’t even THINK to look in the DFZ – as
the gate was closed. Or APPEARED to be
closed. Partly closed. With a second gate propped against it…. After
calling me repeatedly, she finally looked in the DFZ– and saw me calmly lying
in front of the fireplace. All comfy
cozy. And then she saw the carnage….
First she spotted the glass ornament that I had carefully
removed from "the glass tree." Without breaking
it I might add. Actually, it fell off
when I was removing several items that were UNDER the tree. Lucky for me it didn’t break.
You see, when my human put up the “glass tree”, she had
placed, under the tree, some old toys. A
couple of dolls from when she was a kid – I think they call them antiques now –
she’s THAT old. A few old stuffed toys. Some old books. An old stuffed Santa. And two creepy looking elves. At least I thought they were creepy.
After spotting the ornament, she then saw the stuffed
Santa. He had been moved from under the
tree. And next to him were the remains
of an elf. One of those creepy looking elves. He was completely decapitated
and his straw innards were next to him.
It was a tragic scene.
Not far away, close to the dog tree was the SAME stuffed ornament that
had been taken off the tree during the previous DFZ infiltration. AND the SAME stocking that says “good
dog.” Yes. I could have chosen ANY ornaments on that
tree – but I picked the same two from the last time. Big mistake. I didn’t realize I would actually be
incriminating myself in the previous crime by doing so. Uh-oh.
Frodo gloated when I was evicted and Paxton just rolled his
eyes. The DFZ now has an EXTRA bungee
cord on it, and it is barricaded by another gate and two chairs.
So. I guess I’m back
on the naughty list. What's the jail time for killing a creepy looking elf? I will NEVER get
that goat at this rate….
© Linda Wozniak
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