December 2. 
The countdown to Christmas has begun. 
Mind you, I’ve been counting down in MY mind since September.  But I must confess, I am just a BIT ticked
off with my human.  I want to know WHERE
the dog Advent Calendar is.  Seriously.
They make dog Advent Calendars.  With a
little treat for each day.  There is even
a video on-line that shows you how to make one – if you can’t find one in a
store.  So I want to know where OUR
calendar is?!
Advent Calendars for humans date back to
the mid 1800’s – with the first printed version, that had little doors, made in
the early 20th century.   My
human always had an Advent Calendar when she was a kid – but it didn’t have
treats and goodies like they do nowadays. 
Back in the olden days, her calendars revealed a little picture each day– with the door on the 24th
opening to reveal Baby Jesus and the manger. 
I actually looked into the Advent Calendar
sales in general….and you know – more calendars with pet treats are sold than with
pictures of Baby Jesus.   I’m not sure
THAT is such a good thing.  I’m all about
the treats – but let’s not forget WHY we are counting down the days!  A good friend sent my human a digital version which is quite lovely.  We'll see what happens on the 24th!
Now I SUPPOSE the other problem with a dog Advent Calendar filled with treats would be in selecting WHO would get to open the
door.  I SUPPOSE we could take
turns.  And heaven forbid the calendar
was left somewhere accessible if my human wasn’t home – we would be
fast-forwarding the days leading up to Christmas in 0.38 seconds.  
Anyway, we don’t HAVE a calendar so I don’t
need to worry about it.  But I DO need to
start thinking about those Christmas cards….
©  
Linda Wozniak  

 
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