Monday, December 7, 2015

Deck the Halls...


Well we survived the final stage of the Christmas Explosion.  The last tree is UP – and the DFZ has been secured.  We were definitely not allowed in while the decorating was happening although we could watch from behind the gate, and listen to the play-by-play.  At a couple of points we heard some rather “unusual” vocabulary and some strange sounds.  Once when my human had all the lights on the tree, and she plugged them in – only to find out that the lights that WERE working BEFORE she put them on the tree – were now not working.  Oh my, she was not happy.   Then at another point, we also heard a loud SMASH when a large glass ornament hit the floor – and we heard a loud GROAN.  “Tis the season to be jolly…falalalala….”

So yesterday after the last box was put away and the last needle swept up, we thought we could relax and keeping working on our lists for Santa.  Wrongo.  My human called Frodo and told him to come with her.  Into the garage.  Well the garage is where the dog food is stored.  And our toys are stored.  And the dog bathtub is located.  Yup.  Frodo got a BATH.  He has a Vet appointment for a routine eye check today – so he smells all fresh and clean. Lucky him.

What’s the deadline for this Santa list?  And does Santa allow you to email your list?  If I have to send it via Canada Post, I’m probably sunk.  Surely Santa uses email.  Doesn’t he?

© Linda Wozniak

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