OK. 
So I’m still in the “doghouse” for that elf incident.  Really – what’s the big deal?  You will note that I COULD have destroyed the
stuffed Santa – but I didn’t.  I mean
it’s not like I chewed the head off one of the shepherds in the manger.  Or I swallowed Baby Jesus.  It was an ELF.  A creepy, scary looking elf.  And we still have another one.  For now. 
I think I’ll just call Santa and explain the situation.  I’m sure he’ll understand.
And speaking of calling people – my human
is just about ready to kill that Siri person/thing. 
Ever since my human bought a new “hands free” device for her cell phone,
she is having BIG problems with Siri. 
Here is a recent phone call:
My Human: 
“Call Mom home.”
Siri: 
“What number for Mom, home or mobile?”
My Human: 
“Home.”
Siri: 
“I’m sorry, I didn’t understand you. 
Home or mobile?”
My Human: 
“Home.”
Siri: 
“I’m sorry, I didn’t understand you. 
Home or mobile?”
My Human: 
“HOME!!!!!”
Siri: 
“I’m sorry, I didn’t understand you. 
Home or mobile?”
My Human: “HOME.  H-O-M-E. 
HOME!!!!”
Siri: 
“I’m sorry, I didn’t understand you. 
Home or mobile?”
My Human: 
“Call 123-456-7890”
Siri: 
“Calling 123-457-7890”
My Human: 
“NO!!!!!!!!   STOP!!!!!!!!”  Click.
So she tries one more time…
My Human: 
“Call Mom HOME.”
Siri: 
“Calling John Doe.”
My Human:   
“AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”  Click.
I'm thinking that Siri has some PON in her - she can sure be stubborn sometimes! 
My human tried to get Siri to talk to us –
and Frodo certainly barked out some instructions.  But no luck.  
My human gets more frustrated with Siri than she does with me.  Which is hard to believe.  SERIously. 
(Pun intended.)  I think it’s kind of funny.  But then, I also thought that destroying an
elf was kind of funny…
Excuse me while I go and EMAIL Santa.
©  Linda
Wozniak

 
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