The truth comes out. Remember how I mentioned that our good
behavior record, while our human was away, was tarnished by the screen door –
with the hole in it? And remember how I
admitted guilt in the crime? Well. Guess what?
It WASN’T me – and the criminal was CAUGHT!
You see, Frodo did it – but convinced me to
act as the scapegoat, because, well I usually AM the one who does something
bad! He promised me some kibble and I
fell for it. BUT – he was exposed as the
culprit when my human went to groom us when she got back from her trip…
Grooming me is generally not a difficult
task. But Frodo? Mr. "Good Behavior"? Not so much when it comes to grooming. It’s like a scene out of a wrestling match at
the Olympics. With all of the grunting
and groaning included – most of which is done by my human. Anyway – as my human was brushing Frodo, she
came across what she THOUGHT was a mat.
She carefully pulled it out of Frodo’s back leg and then took a closer
look. The MAT was made of metal. Hmmmmmmm.
She looked at it more closely.
Velcro? No. A scrub brush? No. It
was screening from the door!!!! And not only did she find ONE piece stuck in
his coat – she found TWO! Busted.
Haha big brother. Guess you’re not such a big deal after
all. But. Can I still have that kibble?
©
2015 Linda Wozniak
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