You know, sometimes I look at my human’s
newspaper and I just shake my head.
Seriously humans – you are SUPPOSED to be the smartest group on the
planet. But what do I see in the
paper? Terrorists. (not to be confused with terrierists – those
people who love Westies and Scotties and Airedales). Pollution (the only pollution we dogs create
is organic!) Racism (we dogs generally
like other dogs – well, at least we like the smell of them. And the places they have peed.). Obesity
(we canines have the same problem – but then WE don’t get the choice in what
you feed us!).
Sometimes I get some crazy ideas and I
wonder “what if….”
What if… every human who is physically fit
– for one day a month instead of going to the gym, or for a run – went to a
local dog pound and walked a dog. Or
went to a nursing home and took a resident for a walk around the block in his
wheelchair…
What if…every human who watched the
Superbowl this weekend donated 50 cents to training a service dog…or to a
rescue group...or to a Veterans' group…or to helping fund research for some disease…THINK of the money that could be raised....
What if …humans could STOP thinking from their
OWN point of view for ONE day and start thinking like dogs – who are happy for
every sunrise, happy to simply go for a walk…happy to see their humans and well…just
plain HAPPY in general….
My goodness. Wouldn’t it be a very different world?
Excuse me while I go and shred my human’s
newspaper….and I continue to work on my political career.
© 2015 Linda Wozniak
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