So this week, the Scripps National Spelling Bee was held in the US. For the third year in a row it ended in a tie. Let me tell you - the kids who compete in this event are S-M-A-R-T. I wonder though, if they ever had to spell Xoloitzcuintli, the name of the Mexican hairless dog. Really. I bet that could be a tie-breaker word.
You know, we dogs can learn to spell. Really. Some people think we just learn patterns of sounds - but honestly, we DO learn words like T-R-E-A-T and W-A-L-K. I couldn't find any scientific experiments showing that we can spell - so I want my human to start one. Because she has SO much time on her hands. If there IS a study going on, I want Velcro dog to be enrolled. He's pretty smart - so he would be an excellent subject.
I'm not a great speller myself. See if you can figure out my dog breed spelling errors:
1. Chiwawa
2. Labradoor
3. Peekinknees
4. Dashhound
5. Shit-zoo
The CORRECT spellings are:
1. CHIHUAHUA
2. LABRADOR
3. PEKINGESE
4. DACHSHUND
5. SHIH TZU
It's the weekend and we are looking forward to lots of human time. A good friend of OURS arrived the other day - and he will be hanging out with us for the summer. My human thinks he comes to visit her - but we know he REALLY comes to visit us. And of course, I am his favorite. Or I think I am. It's cool - we have him VERY well trained. We just stare at him and he gives us treats. All the time. ALL the time. Hmmmmm..... How do you spell the word M-A-N-I-P-U-L-A-T-E?
Have a great weekend!
© Linda Wozniak
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