Bath humbug

 So the countdown begins...But I'm not sure just when the big event will be.  Or should I say the "dreaded" event.  What's the event?  The annual Christmas baths.  For each of us.  I don't get it.  I can't IMAGINE that Santa's reindeer smell all that great - so why do we dogs need to smell all flowery and fresh?  I mean - we don't care.  If given the choice to roll on a dead rodent or some rotting vegetation - OR have a bath - guess what WE would pick?

The other day we got a parcel in the mail.  We were all excited - assuming it was something from the pet supply mail order place.  Something like a cool toy.  Or a big antler to chew on.  Or some treats.  But no.  It was some "detangling" spray.  My human bought a bottle of this stuff called  "Knot Sure" by a  company called Animology when she was at Crufts.  And she's been using it on us whenever we are groomed.   She LOVES the stuff -  but of course could find it NOWHERE in Canada. But not to worry - the Google Queen found the stuff on Amazon and voila - here it is.  Oh goody.

Wonder who will be the first bath victim.  Doesn't matter to me if we go youngest to oldest or the other way around - I'll still be second.  UNLESS we go in alphabetical order.  THEN I would be last.  And let's face it - after my human has given two of us a bath, the third victim may or may NOT get the full treatment.  He may end up with some waterless spray shampoo and a quick blow dry - just because she is so tired.  I'm voting for alphabetical order.  

Well it's the weekend - time for some quality time with my human.  Hope you have a good one!