My Christmas wish list is getting longer
every day. New collar, new bed, new
leash, organic treats, iPawd, kitten, puppy, budgie, goldfish, sheep, new rain suit,
interactive toys…Note- I have not asked for new grooming tools. I’d rather ask for NO grooming for a year.
That’s a good request! I’ll add it. What's the cut-off date for submitting this thing?
But you know, this whole Santa Claus
thing…well…let’s face it-it is NOT going to work at our house. I mean picture it. We are supposed to leave treats for Santa and
his reindeer. As IF we would EVER leave
treats lying around. Seriously. That
won’t work. And then the idea of this
fat bearded guy coming down our chimney.
I mean REALLY – could you PICTURE what would happen?! There is NO WAY we would let him in. He would be throwing the presents at us. Frodo would be barking up a storm, Paxton
would be trying to knock him over and me?
I’d be leaping up and down so much – just the sight of me would scare
him away.
So I’m thinking that I need a plan. I want the presents, but I’m wondering if
Santa can just leave them outside. I
don’t think that’s too much to ask.
Unless it’s raining. Hmmm. I really have to think this over – and I only
have 15 days left…
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2014 Linda Wozniak
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