She's gone. Day 1.

So.  While my human has abandoned us and gone off to Crufts, I decided I will continue to write my blog without her.  I'm also including photos from our old photo album.  I can’t tell you about all of our adventures while she is gone – as I am afraid she will read the blog – and the guilt-gift-buying will cease.  I MAY write about what SHE is doing, IF she Skypes with me…

Instead, I have decided in the meantime to look at famous quotes in history, and I will modify them to better represent us canines.  Basically, I will plagiarize the work of humans.  But seriously, who will mind – I’m JUST a dog.  For example, here are a few today:

 Here is a famous quote by Robert Frost:  Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. 

If written by ME – the quote would be as follows:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one that the bunny took.  And that has made all the difference. Including the fact that I did not get supper.

John Lennon said:  Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

Viktor said:  Grooming is what happens to you when you have not managed to run and hide.

Steve Jobs said:  Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

Vitkor said: Your time is limited, so don’t waste it being groomed.

Vince Lombardi said:  Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.

Viktor said:  Winning isn’t everything, unless it comes to food that is accidentally dropped on the floor.

And lastly for today:

Aristotle said: There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.

Vitkor said, in a moment of sibling rivalry:  There is only one way to avoid criticism:  be Frodo.

Stay tuned for more witticisms from me while my HUMAN is gone!

©  Linda Wozniak