Did you know that we canines have our own
unique “fingerprints?!” On our
NOSES! Our noses are unique – just like the
fact that human fingerprints are unique.
I didn’t know that – and it certainly is a fact that I will keep in mind
in the future! It means my human can
look at those smudges on the French doors, on the front of the oven door, on
the sliding glass doors to the decks, on the fridge, on the dishwasher – all of
the “olfactory art” and she can tell EXACTLY who did it! Hmmm….I wonder if I
could market doggie ID cards with our nose prints…now there’s a money making
scheme!
Speaking of money making – or more like money losing in
our house – our human took out the Trubble Game that we got for
Christmas, and decided to give it another try with us. Frodo has absolutely NO patience for it. He just sits and barks at my human – saying
“this is FOOLISH. Find me some sheep.” Paxton tries to devour the entire game
board. But voila – I am a Trubble
superstar. Well, superstar MIGHT be a
bit of a stretch – but I certainly played the longest. And I am STARTING to figure out that you PULL
with your paw and you PUSH with your nose.
I think if we play a bit more consistently (hint-hint human) I WILL
figure it out.
The day before yesterday my human had the
day off – so she and her mother went to do some shopping. And my human bought two new area rugs for the
bedroom. Ahhhh. BRAND new rugs. So of
course, I felt they SHOULD be “christened”…
At about 4AM, my human heard the dreaded telltale urky gurky sound. The one that we canines make JUST before we
are about to throw up. My human is a
pretty sound sleeper – but that sound IMMEDIATELY wakes her up and she JUMPS
out of bed. She managed to usher me to
the hardwood floor where I deposited a lovely “product.” I think that’s the first time I have thrown
up like that. Of course, in a rather odd
human ritual, my human had to study what it was I threw up (sorry for the
disgusting topic – but that’s life with us canines). She has a sinking feeling it MIGHT have been
a poopsicle (and yes, that is even MORE disgusting). Anyway, I am feeling fine and dandy
today. So anyway, the new carpets have
been spared. For now.
I'm still vying for the favorite grand-dog spot...so far...so good. I think I impressed her with my Trubble skills...
Have a good one!
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2015 Linda Wozniak
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