Dog breeds. And cars.

Guess what?  I was ALL excited yesterday because according to a notice that came in the mail, I can drive!  The notice said it’s time to renew my license.  And Frodo’s.  And Paxton’s too.  I had NO idea we were allowed to drive. 

JUST joking.  I can’t drive. I’m too young!  And seriously, can you IMAGINE if I was allowed to drive?

There is no doubt some quiz on the internet that tells you what kind of car your dog could drive.  I couldn’t find one – but I’m SURE someone has thought of this.  It’s SO simple – for Frodo and I, it would OBVIOUSLY have to be some kind of PONtiac. So then I started thinking about other dog breeds and what they would drive.  Here’s some ideas:

·      Bernese Mountain Dog – Toyota Highlander

·      Greyhound – Chevrolet Impala

·      Bloodhound – Chevrolet Tracker

·      Siberian Husky – Chevrolet Trailblazer

·      Australian Cattle Dog – Jeep Wrangler

·      Australian Shepherd – Dodge Ramcharger

·      Standard Poodle – Chrysler Fifth Avenue

·      Labrador Retriever - Plymouth Reliant

·      Corgi – Chrysler Royal

·      Pekingese – Chrysler Imperial

·      Chihuahua – Ford Fiesta

·      Bullmastiff – Ford Taurus

·      Alaskan Malamute – Ford Expedition

·      Portuguese Water Dog – Honda Stream

·      Weimaraner – Chevrolet Silverado

That’s JUST a sampling of breeds and car models.  I could go on forever with this topic!!

So back to us PONs.  As I said, it would HAVE to be some kind of PONtiac.  My human thinks the PONtiac Tempest.  I, on the other hand think the PONtiac Chieftain would be a PERFECT fit.  After all, who is the chief in THIS house?!

Maybe I should look into that driver’s license after all…

©  Linda Wozniak