OK.
I just heard something. Remember
I said something about a local DOG show coming up – several weeks ago? And my human was talking something about
beauty pageants and obedience “entries?”
Well. It’s THIS weekend. It seems
she didn’t feel I was quite ready for any competitions right now – given that
there will be no “find the bunny” contests at the show. BUT she DID enter Frodo and I in something
called “Exhibition.” So we get to be in
some kind of exhibit. Kind of like being
a painting in an art gallery. You hang around
and look pretty, but you don’t do too much.
APPARENTLY, we are going to participate in
something called “Meet the Breed.” We
sit on display, and our human will answer questions about WHY anyone should get
a PON. Why? Because we are perfect. That's why.
So this sounded all well and good to
me. UNTIL my human announced that being
an exhibit involves having a BATH.
Seriously. Take Paxton. Call him a Polish Valley Dog. Who will know the difference?
Ugh.
So I guess you need to be clean to be an exhibit. I’m hoping my human has time to bathe just
one of us. And Frodo can go first….
© Linda
Wozniak
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